What happens when you ask for help

[lionking]

What happens when you ask for help
with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a
male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the
only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there
were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl
said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable
discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him
that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he
needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him
with a high level of professionalism.
Earl then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but
I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a
lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what
you could give me for it.'

The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister..'

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best
we can do.

1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and
$3,000 a month in living expenses.

[lionking]

The Amish are “Non-violent" people!”

BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN


An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man

drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser,

die Kühe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.

Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"